A note about The Cuddlywumps Chronicles

This blog is written and maintained by Miss Cuddlywumps, a fluffy-tailed calico cat who is both classically educated and familiar with mysteries. She receives creative input from the Real Cats and clerical assistance from She of Little Talent (old SoLT, a.k.a. Roby Sweet). Comments or complaints should be addressed to Miss C rather than to old SoLt (Ms. Sweet). Ms. Sweet accepts no responsibility for Miss C's opinions.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Cat Classics on Film: Alien (1979)

Cat Classics on Film


“In space, no one can hear you scream.” That is the famous tagline of the 1979 film Alien, which, in addition to being a cat classic, is a sci-fi horror classic that has an enduring place in modern popular culture. Alien was directed by Ridley Scott and starred Sigourney Weaver as tough heroine Ripley, who also featured in three subsequent related films: Aliens (1986), Aliens 3 (1992), and Alien Resurrection (1997).

The plot (contains spoilers)


The crew of the commercial towing vehicle Nostromo are on their way back to Earth when they’re suddenly awakened from hypersleep. They pick up a mystery signal coming from a strange planet, and they make a detour to investigate.  While on the surface of the planet, one of the crew (Kane, played by John Hurt) discovers a group of large egg-like things. Turns out they are in fact eggs, and Kane ends up with a, um, creature attached to his face. This is a problem. Kane, alive but unconscious, is taken back aboard the Nostromo, but there seems to be no way to remove the creature from his face. He does wake up eventually, after the creature detaches itself. It now appears to be dead and Kane seems no worse for wear, but we’re left wondering just what that thing was doing to him.

All of this has been a setup for one of the most famous scenes in sci-fi film. Even if you have never seen Alien, you probably have some familiarity with the scene in which the crew members are sharing a large meal when suddenly Kane starts coughing and choking, and then a whole new creature bursts through his chest, looks around, and jumps down and runs off, leaving Kane dead. At least now we know what that original creature was doing to him.

Things get even more horrific when another crew member, Brett (Harry Dean Stanton), goes searching for the ship’s cat, an orange tabby named Jones (more on him later). Brett finds Jones, but when the cat hisses at something over his shoulder, Brett turns around and finds himself face-to-face with the newly born creature, which has suddenly become much, much larger. Brett is killed, but Jones escapes.

There follows a lot of searching for the creature. Unfortunately, each time the search succeeds, someone else ends up dead. Eventually, only third officer Ripley and Jones are left. Knowing she has to destroy the alien, Ripley gets Jones into what looks like an industrial-strength cat carrier, and she sets the ship to self-destruct and heads for the escape shuttle. After some suspenseful moments with the alien as the destruct sequence counts down, Ripley and Jones get into the shuttle and they blast away from the main ship moments before it explodes. Safe, right? Well, no…because the alien has secreted itself in the shuttle. Hey, why would it want to stay on the exploding ship?

Ripley does get rid of the alien (there’s a pretty great alien-getting-sucked-into-space sequence), and now she and Jones are safe. Before she puts herself into hypersleep, Ripley records a log entry saying she is the only survivor of the Nostromo, but of course that is not true, because Jones survived too.

Jonesy seeing the alien attack Brett--Alien (1979)
Jonesy the cat, at the moment Brett is attacked by the alien.

The cat

Jones, or Jonesy, is a pretty tough kitty cat. We see quite a lot of him throughout the film: hanging out with the crew, running to hide in inconvenient places so the crew can chase him and thus encounter the alien, being banged around in that industrial cat carrier. While he’s in the carrier, Jones also has a rather harrowing up-close encounter with the alien, and he does not flinch away (he survives, obviously). The film’s credits list Animals Unlimited as the cat actor’s trainer, but of course the actual cat (or cats—there were four of them, according to Cinema Cats) is uncredited. This is a shame, because those cats did an excellent job. Jones also appears in the follow-up Aliens (1986).


Our verdict


If you are not into sci-fi and horror things, Alien is probably not for you, even though there’s a cat in it. We don’t find it too terribly frightening, but there is something just creepy about this alien. And of course there is violence and blood—and alien slime. But it is all part of what we think is a pretty good story. There are parts we didn’t go into in the plot outline—such as, just why did these people knowingly bring the creature on board the Nostromo? (For the record, Ripley was against this, but she was overruled.) The answer to that question does come out as you get deeper into the movie and learn a few things about the science officer. The alien itself is quite a creation in every way, from its physical appearance to its life cycle. We like that Ripley is a smart, strong, and resourceful character. And of course we love Jonesy, the ship’s cat who faces down a horrific alien. 

Two Paws Up! A Great Movie

A note on the "Paws Up" system: Miss C gives either one or two paws up. One paw is for a good movie; two paws is for a great movie. She never gives three or four paws because that would require her to lie on her back...and Miss C does not do that!

The link below is an Amazon Associates link. If you purchase the movie through this link, old SoLT and I could get some coin for our kibble account. Thank you!

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Sunday Selfie: Paisley Gets Organized

Between Christmas and New Year's, old SoLT spent some time getting organized. This included getting her stamp collection area put into some kind of order so things won't be crammed together all higgledy-piggledy. Real Cat Paisley was in a helpful mood, so as soon as she saw an open spot in the bookcase, she sat in it and demanded to have her selfie taken:


Real Cat Paisley in stamps bookcase_january 2018

We're joining the Sunday Selfies blog hop, hosted by The Cat on My Head!

Sunday Selfies Blog Hop, The Cat on My Head

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Caturday Art: Webster Relaxes

It has been pretty cold at the Real Cats' house, and Webster has had a hard time getting out of bed in the mornings, so old SoLT made this art of him lounging in bed:

Real Cat Webster_starry 2 effect #caturdayart #lunapic

She used the Starry 2 effect in LunaPic, followed by the Burst effect and a Bokeh texture, both in PicMonkey. The frame is also from PicMonkey. Here's the original:

Real Cat Webster lounging in bed_original

We're joining the Caturday Art blog hop, hosted by Athena and Marie!

Caturday art blog hop, Athena Cat Goddess

Friday, January 5, 2018

Friendly Fill-Ins


Real Cat Webster sleeping in on a cold morning

Real Cat Webster is sleeping in today, so we have just one fun Friday feature for you. (Okay, what really happened was, old SoLT accidentally published the wrong word this week and couldn't do a new one on short notice.) We have Friendly Fill-Ins, from 15andmeowing and McGuffy’s Reader. They are a fun way to learn a little bit about the authors of the blogs you read. The first two questions, answered by Real Cat Paisley this week, are from Ellen of 15andmeowing, and the next two, answered by old SoLT, are from Annie of McGuffy’s Reader.


Friendly Fill-InsReal Cat Paisley’s answers:
1. My guiding word for 2018 is meow.


2. A house is not a home without a cat. Obviously.

Old SoLT’s answers:
3. I look forward to spring this year, because right now it is too &*$@!$!# cold!


4.  I really need to get some exercise, because I am feeling really restless, like I need to take a nice, long walk on a pleasantly warm, sunny day.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

New Job-Placement Service for Hard-to-Adopt Cats in DC /MD/VA

Working Cats--Alley Cat Rescue
Working cats.
Photo via Alley Cat Rescue.
Rats. Just the word gives you the creepy-crawlies, doesn’t it? (Of course we’re not referring to cute pet rats. We think they’re pretty neat.) Mice are smaller, at least, but they can still creep you out. And then of course there’s the fact that these rodents eat your stuff and spread disease. If you happen to own a warehouse where rodents are ruining your supplies and scaring the bejesus out of your employees, not to mention potentially exposing them to everything from E. coli to the plague, well, that’s a problem, isn’t it?

Maybe it’s time to hire a cat.

Alley Cat Rescue, an organization in Brentwood, MD, that promotes humane treatment of all cats, is launching a new Working Cats program to benefit area business owners as well as cats. The program will place cats in warehouses for rodent control. Cats can also be placed in offices, again for rodent control but also as a morale booster. A working cat can provide stress relief for employees and can also become a popular mascot for a business, giving you something fun to post about on social media (check out our review of Distillery Cats, which features Maryland’s own HellRazer and the DuClaws of DuClaw Brewing Company).

The cats we’re talking about might not do well in a home or outside but would thrive in an environment that provides shelter and gives them independence to patrol, hunt, sleep, or visit with their human coworkers as they please. Currently, Alley Cat Rescue has three cats looking for job opportunities. The cats are all spayed/neutered, vaccinated, and microchipped. If you choose to add one of them to your workforce, you will be responsible for providing food, shelter, and long-term vet care.


For more information, call Alley Cat Rescue at 301-277-5595.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Cat of the Week: Rocky in Baltimore

Cat of the Week

Is there any better way to start the new year than with a new cat? We don’t think so!

Each week in this space, we feature an older adult or senior cat (7 years +) in need of adoption or sponsorship. Mature cats make great companions, and unlike kittens, they (probably) won’t climb the curtains! Adopt an older cat, and help them enjoy the best years of their life.

Adopt Rocky, 9-yr-old male domestic shorthair, orange tabby, Baltimore Humane Society



This week we’re introducing Rocky, a handsome orange tabby fellow. Rocky is 9 years old and likes to be the center of attention (meaning he’d prefer to be an only pet). He is quiet and independent, though he will climb into your lap for a nice snuggle when he feels like it. His hobbies include feather wand toys. He sounds like a great guy to spend a winter evening with!

Rocky is currently at the Baltimore Humane Society. Learn more about him here.


Can’t adopt? You can still help! Check out Sammy’s Cat Necessities Fund, which provides money for everyday and medical needs of cats at the Baltimore Humane Society. You can also make a general donation or sponsor a particular animal on this page. Every little bit helps!

Monday, January 1, 2018