Today’s Cat Classic, The
Legend of Hell House, directed by John Hough, is a haunted house movie that
we did not find to be especially frightening. The cat is not a major player,
and his supposedly horrifying scenes are (a) not horrifying and (b) kind of nonsensical.
Nevertheless, Halloween is coming, and if you’re looking for a kind-of-good
haunt film, this one is worth a look.
The plot
The movie is based on the book Hell House, by Richard Matheson, who also wrote the screenplay. It
opens with physicist Lionel Barrett (Clive Revill) meeting with a millionaire
to investigate whether it is possible to survive after death. The millionaire
offers Barrett a large sum of money to spend one week investigating at a place
called the Belasco House, also known as Hell House or the Mount Everest of
haunted houses. Eight people have died in past investigations there, and the last
time a team investigated that house, 20 years earlier, only one person made it
out alive and sane. That survivor, a physical medium named Fischer (Roddy
McDowell), will be joining the new investigation. Also going to the house are
Barrett’s wife, Ann (Gayle Hunnicutt), and a mental medium, Florence Tanner
(Pamela Franklin).
They arrive on an appropriately foggy evening, and it soon
becomes clear that this place is weird. Tanner, the mental medium, begins
experiencing things right away. She comes to believe she’s being contacted by
the son of the house’s mysterious owner, Emeric Belasco. Belasco, reportedly
six feet five inches tall and a violent sadist, disappeared after several
people were massacred in the house. Lots of ghostly things happen, such as furniture
moving and things being thrown.
Tension grows between the investigators as Tanner
keeps having close encounters with what she thinks is Belasco’s tortured son (the
others are skeptical of this), and Ann Barrett seems to be taken over by
something that drives her to try to seduce Fischer. Fischer, meanwhile, refuses
to open himself to allow whatever is in the house to affect him; he intends only
to survive the week and collect his paycheck. And Dr. Barrett is busy measuring
things and setting up the device that will drive the psychic energy completely out
of the house. Let’s just say this “housecleaning” scheme does not work entirely
as planned.
The cat
This movie includes a somewhat gratuitous black cat. And not
just any old black cat. No, this is a killer black cat. Sort of.
Anyway, the cat is first seen when the team arrives at the
house. A handsome black cat appears outside, sitting there among all the fog
and gloom. Later, the cat is seen outside again, this time walking past the house.
Then, somehow the cat gets inside the house and attacks Tanner in her room. The
stuffed stunt cat used for these scenes is not especially convincing, and the
cat paws seen reaching under the door are almost laughably fake. Tanner claims
that the cat was obviously possessed by Belasco’s son, and of course no one
believes her.
Later, Tanner finds the cat dead, and we do see a brief shot
of the bloody body. The stuffed stunt cat played this scene about as well as he
played the attack scene, so we did not find it particularly convincing, and you
see the cat for such a short time, you may be left asking, “Wait—was that the
cat?”
At the movie’s end, the black cat is again seen outside and
very much alive…so go figure.
Our verdict
We did not find The
Legend of Hell House scary or even all that engrossing. This isn’t the kind
of film that grabs you and gets inside your head, which is probably a good
thing, because that Belasco guy was a real creep. The cat does not play a big
role and is of course uncredited. If you’re watching this movie mostly for the
cat, you will likely be disappointed…unless you really want to be entertained
by the stuffed stunt cat. Much of this film was as unconvincing to us as that
stunt cat was. Which is not to say we didn’t enjoy watching it; it has a 1970s
horror vibe that is fun in small doses, like around Halloween, with a big bowl
of popcorn with candy mixed in. But if you want a great classic haunted house film,
we think you’d be better off watching House
on Haunted Hill (the 1959 version starring Vincent Price).
A
note on the "Paws Up" system: Miss C gives either one or two paws up.
One paw is for a good movie; two paws is for a great movie. She never gives
three or four paws because that would require her to lie on her back...and Miss
C does
not do
that!
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I think da cat shoulda gotten a bigger role!
ReplyDeleteThose 1970s horror films are definitely good for the laughs, not so much the creeps! LOL
ReplyDeleteDoesn't sound like my kind of movie, but I did get Ghost Cat from the library to watch on Halloween.
ReplyDeleteI give it 2 paws up but then, I think Pamela Franklin is adorable, Roddy McDowell was a hoot and the cat should have gotten more lines.
ReplyDeleteOh my, I watched that movie years and years ago! It was pretty un-scary back then. Definitely needed more cat...and good cat too!
ReplyDeleteWell, we prefer our scary movies to be not all that scary, so we might like this! LOL I always liked Roddy McDowell too.
ReplyDeleteGosh, Mommy saw that movie a million years ago ... the best thing about it was when it was over! (she went to it at a theatre)
ReplyDeleteYour review was purrfect!
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