The Real CatsWhat's an office without a cat? A bleak and lonely little room, that's what. She of Little Talent insists that an office without a cat is also much more productive and efficient than an office with a cat. But what does she know?
Anyway, we are being visited today by Webster the Real Cat, here to share some tips on how office cats everywhere can organize their workday to avoid becoming overworked and overstressed.
|Upon arriving at work in the morning, flop down right in|
the middle of the desk. This will please your employer
immensely. If the boss whines about "I can't get to any
of my stuff," just go to sleep.
|Obviously, you'll need a little nap after that bout of exertion.|
Here Webster demonstrates perfect napping procedure.
He is lying on the boss's cell phone, the papers she needs to
write on, and the pen she needs to write with.
Nicely done, Webster!
|Most important, when your shift ends, just leave. You'll earn |
bonus points if you can scatter some papers as you jump off
For further office-cat tips, see Paisley's Ergonomically Correct Day at the Office.