Why do you humans have such a difficult time naming cats?
Here is a hint: “Kitty” and “Fluffy” are uninspired names.* We cats deserve
better, and so I, Miss Cuddlywumps, am here to help you. I have located a place
on the Internet that has a whole list of potential cat names inspired by Agatha
Christie characters. Aside from the obvious “Hercule,” “Poirot,” and “Miss
Marple,” here is a sample of my favorite names:
- Mitzi (from A Murder Is Announced)
- Lexie (from Mrs. McGinty’s Dead)
- Japp (Inspector Japp from the Poirot stories)
- Clancy (from Death in the Clouds)
- Biggs (from One Two Buckle My Shoe)
Visit Cat Names HQ
for even more ideas. Give your feline companions the dignified names they
deserve. Please.
(*She of Little Talent hastens to add: Miss C means no
disrespect to cats named Kitty or Fluffy. We’re sure they are wonderful cats
who are loved by their humans.†)
(†Miss Cuddlywumps hastens to add: Cats named Kitty or
Fluffy are more than likely embarrassed and a little bit depressed. They would
be better named Daphne or Jinny.)
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