It’s no secret that cats love boxes, and people love cats in
boxes. Cats jumping into boxes, jumping out of boxes, getting stuck in boxes,
playing in boxes, lurking in boxes, sleeping in boxes… It seems that there are
conjunctions of cats and boxes everywhere you look online.
This has led Real Cat Webster to wonder if the Internet has
reached its cat-in-box saturation point. Could it be that cats in boxes have
finally become passé? That (gasp!) cats in boxes aren’t cute anymore?
Informal study of cuteness of cats in boxes
To test this horrifying possibility, Webster tried out some different
boxes and asked She of Little Talent to photograph him:
Photo 2: Webster in a slightly-too-small box. |
Photo 3: Webster in a different box on its side. |
Photo 4: Webster in a large box with a window. |
He even had old SoLT photograph Real Cat Paisley in a box:
Photo 5: Paisley in a box. |
Analysis
Next, Webster examined the photos to see if they were (a) cute
or (b) boring. He reports his data below:
- Photo 1: (a) Cute
- Photo 2: (a) Cute
- Photo 3: (a) Cute
- Photo 4: (a) Cute
- Photo 5: (b) Boring*
[*Webster promises that his opinion of photo 5 was not
influenced by the fact that Paisley ate his breakfast that morning.]
Conclusion
So, 4 out of 5 pictures of cats in boxes in this informal
study were considered cute. That’s 80%, clearly a majority.
Conclusion: Cats in boxes are not passé. Cats in boxes are
still cute, and always will be, unless the cat in the box has eaten your
breakfast.
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